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Monthly Archives: March 2009

MY GIRLFRIEND

Sunday, March 29, 2009

You’ll have to excuse the sporadic nature of my recent blog updates. I’ve been going through some weird relationship stuff, and I’ve been distracted.
It all sprang from a conversation I had with Beverly, my girlfriend. At dinner one night she suddenly blurted out, “You know, I don’t actually exist. I’m something you [...]

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BULLY

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Facebook has suggested that I “friend” the guy who used to push me around every day after school when I was in the 6th grade. I remember the bullying as going on for a few months, so by applying the principle of Misremembered Dramatic Time Distortion I can assume that it was actually closer [...]

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