As a child watching the Superfriends I always wondered why Apache Chief didn’t do more. Now I know. To him, we were ants. Motes of dust. Less. We should be grateful that he bothered to help us at all.
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Sometimes you go your whole life thinking you grew up in a pleasant, if unremarkable, suburb. You feel a sense of loyalty, you would defend your hometown’s honor if, in some strange scenario, it was attacked. But in your heart you know that there’s nothing particularly special about the place.
And then you find [...]
Yesterday, St. Patrick’s Day, I had some grilled chicken nachos at FresCo Tortilla. FresCo Tortilla is a hole-in-the-wall Mexican food chain that never seems to have any Mexican employees. That’s not an indictment, just an observation. I would say that the food there is inauthentic, but my experience of Mexican food is [...]
They should have a year called St. Patrick’s Year where everyone has to wear green and there are parades every day and everyone is always drunk and doing bad fake Irish accents and wearing novelty hats and yelling and puking on the sidewalk.
Spring is nine days away
The puffed-up bull pigeons in the park
Have begun their disturbing rape dance
During my early morning ego-driven self-Google, I rediscovered an old, broken “blog” link from my personal website. I’m not really sure what I was going for. BUT I LIKE IT.
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Web Log
03. Tintin.
47. Fast judges.
44. Muscle shirt.
23. Wear nice socks.
40. Hooray, napkins.
08. Music is awesome.
34. Crooks and bastards.
36. Wince, pause, wince.
50. Hairy, hairy, hairy.
43. Mouse [...]
As a renowned marketing guru and media futurist, there are certain questions that I get from clients over and over again. From time to time on this blog I’ll address one of those questions, for the benefit of all.
Q: My band has a new album, available for 100% free digital download. Any hot [...]
*Not to harp on Coach K’s “leadership” problems, but… would anybody be surprised if the Anderson boys and their fellow Falcons over in Eastern Kentucky had the last laugh this year?
*Can UCLA repeat? Maybe somebody should ask sophomore revelation Devon “The Hammer” Hammer, and the practice squad he left behind in Indiana…
*Underdogs? How about the [...]