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NATIONAL PIZZA MONTH

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Do you know Sean Taylor?  Do you know what he’s been doing every year since 2002?  I’ll give you a hint:  It involves eating at least one slice of pizza a day, every day in the month of October.
(In retrospect, that was an overly generous hint.)
I think Sean’s quest excites me for two main reasons:
1. [...]

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ST. PATRICK’S YEAR

Friday, March 14, 2008

They should have a year called St. Patrick’s Year where everyone has to wear green and there are parades every day and everyone is always drunk and doing bad fake Irish accents and wearing novelty hats and yelling and puking on the sidewalk.

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DEAR MYSTERY VALENTINE

Thursday, February 14, 2008

Dear Mystery Valentine,
Happy Valentine’s Day!  I just wanted to let you know that I totally agree with your decision to wait until AFTER Valentine’s Day to reveal your secret love for me.  I agree with you that Valentine’s Day is a totally artificial creation of the greeting card companies, and that we shouldn’t play their little [...]

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