Sunday, February 22, 2009
After carefully researching the Oscar race last year, I only managed to guess 15 of 24 categories correctly. This year I’m relying on gut instincts and crazy theories. I’ll update with my results later. (Update: 14 of 24. Oof.)
In the meantime, I’d like to announce the winner of the Morgan Phillips [...]
In case you haven’t heard: They’re making a semi-CGI movie about the Smurfs. [link expired]
I’m going to go ahead and take a slightly controversial position on this: I think it is a fantastic idea.
When I was a little fellow, I was a Smurf fan. They were part of my regular Saturday Morning Cartoon [...]
Last night I finally attended a screening of Channel 101: NY (formerly “Channel 102″). It was fun, and free, and I’ll be going back.
It took place in the back room of a bar on the Lower East Side, a neighborhood I used to visit more frequently in my long-ago youth. Back then everyone seemed slightly [...]
Sunday, February 24, 2008
8:20pm EST
Home with the flu. No Oscar party. Shall my awesome (fever-fueled) quips dissolve into thin air? Nay! Let the live-bloggin’ commence!
8:27pm
Regis said, “Xavier Bardem.” That is incorrect. He won’t have a small chunk of his skull blown away for it, though. That’s just the character from the movie. Javier Bardem doesn’t do that in [...]
Friday, February 15, 2008
Step Up
Step Up 2 the Streets
Step Up to the Str3ets
Step Up 4 the Streets
Step Up to the Streets for Sur5al
Step Up to the Streets for Sur5al Too
Step Up to the Streets for Sur5al Tutu
Step Up to the Streets for Sur5al Tutu Jr.
Nein, Nicht Step Up to der Strassen
Step Up X*
*Working title. Filming never completed, due to [...]
Tuesday, February 12, 2008
Looks like the writers’ strike will be over in time for the Oscars. Since there will be less time than usual to come up with jokes for the evening, I’ve decided to help out. Here are some starting points for hilarious gags, free of charge:
- George Clooney is very handsome!
- One of Cate [...]