morganphillipsland

Dear Shaylee, Yolanda, Emmily, Camisha, Cassandra, Daesha, Adrianna, Destiney, Hilda, Alana, Iman, Ashanti, Christophe, Maura, Maeghan, Imelda, Jaymie, Kallee, and Laken,

There’s probably a better forum for dealing with this than an open letter posted on my blog, but I wanted to nip it in the bud.

Over the course of the last three days, each of you lovely ladies has asked to become my MySpace friend. Based on the fact that all of you have a prominent link to “View My Sexy Adult Profile (yes, I can post my real nude images there),” I’ve deduced two things:

1. You all want to date me.

2. You are all friends with each other.

Ladies, I’m flattered. You all seem very nice. But FRIENDSHIP IS A TREASURE. I can’t date all of you at once, and I don’t want to cause a rift by singling one of you out. I hope you can forgive me.

All the best,

Morgan

p.s. I think a couple of you may be spelling your names incorrectly.