Comments on: MY GIRLFRIEND http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676 The Exciting Home Page of Morgan Phillips Tue, 08 Jun 2010 17:53:35 -0700 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Aymee http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-690 Aymee Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:47:24 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-690 Oh god... Morgan, if I don't see the light of day, please tell your friend Daisy that Aymee is a family name. I'm not gonna lie, I'm afraid, very afraid of drifting off to sleep with a hormonally challenged imaginary ex girlfriend of yours in my apartment. If I do somehow die in my sleep, I will save a seat for you in Heaven where we will dine on Dominos Chicken Bacon Ranch Oven Baked Sandwiches and never get full. Save me. Oh god… Morgan, if I don’t see the light of day, please tell your friend Daisy that Aymee is a family name. I’m not gonna lie, I’m afraid, very afraid of drifting off to sleep with a hormonally challenged imaginary ex girlfriend of yours in my apartment. If I do somehow die in my sleep, I will save a seat for you in Heaven where we will dine on Dominos Chicken Bacon Ranch Oven Baked Sandwiches and never get full. Save me.

]]> By: Beverly http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-688 Beverly Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:35:22 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-688 I'm in your apartment, Aymee, waiting for you to fall asleep. Mua ha ha ha (twirling my old timey handlebar moustache) I’m in your apartment, Aymee, waiting for you to fall asleep. Mua ha ha ha (twirling my old timey handlebar moustache)

]]> By: Aymee http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-687 Aymee Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:33:33 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-687 We do? That's so weird.. my computer smells like pee. We do? That’s so weird.. my computer smells like pee.

]]> By: daisy http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-686 daisy Sat, 04 Apr 2009 06:21:33 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-686 Aymee? Seriously? I don't care how adorably sandwich-loving they are, your girlfriends have terrible names. Aymee? Seriously? I don’t care how adorably sandwich-loving they are, your girlfriends have terrible names.

]]> By: Morgan http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-683 Morgan Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:27:51 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-683 Sounds good. Though it does worry me that you and Beverly have the same e-mail address. Sounds good. Though it does worry me that you and Beverly have the same e-mail address.

]]> By: Morgan http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-682 Morgan Sat, 04 Apr 2009 04:26:18 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-682 I'm already sucking it, I used all the coupons, and the Frontalot nightshirt is the only thing I love. Checkmate. I’m already sucking it, I used all the coupons, and the Frontalot nightshirt is the only thing I love. Checkmate.

]]> By: Aymee http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-675 Aymee Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:46:53 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-675 Hey Morgan Let's go out for some tasty sandwiches now that you're single! Aymee Hey Morgan

Let’s go out for some tasty sandwiches now that you’re single!

Aymee

]]> By: Beverly http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-674 Beverly Fri, 03 Apr 2009 22:44:54 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-674 Fine. I want my MC Frontalot nightshirt and my Dominos coupon book back. I'm peeing on everything you love. You can go suck it. Fine. I want my MC Frontalot nightshirt and my Dominos coupon book back. I’m peeing on everything you love. You can go suck it.

]]> By: Morgan http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-672 Morgan Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:38:51 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-672 It was this, or Twitter. It was this, or Twitter.

]]> By: Beverly http://www.morganphillips.com/archives/676/comment-page-1#comment-671 Beverly Fri, 03 Apr 2009 20:31:29 +0000 http://www.morganphillips.com/?p=676#comment-671 Just because I don't exist doesn't mean I don't have feelings for you. Don't break up with me in a public blog. That's just old fashioned douchebaggery. Just because I don’t exist doesn’t mean I don’t have feelings for you. Don’t break up with me in a public blog. That’s just old fashioned douchebaggery.

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