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SPAM PEOPLE

10 fake names from e-mails currently in my spam folder. Plus something I made up about each imaginary person.

1. Cecelius Xiao-Gua: Collects shampoo bottles

2. Ellsworth Tzila: Has an overly firm handshake

3. Mohamd McSchooler: Knows your cousin

4. Falkner Fenton: Just insulted your pants

5. Jehu Lancelot: Has dangerous secrets

6. Naren Mmmmmm: Should not be invited to the party

7. KangSu Escobar: Has a tattoo of a snake fighting a dog

8. Griffiths Bolyard: Despises hobos

9. Baudoin Rokny: Creeps you out at the gym

10. Giffy Jatin: Is hitting on your girlfriend

This was written by admin. Posted on Tuesday, June 24, 2008, at 2:12 am. Filed under random. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Post a comment or leave a trackback.

4 Comments

  1. Baudoin Rokny wrote:

    Very amusing list, Mr. Phillips, for which you should be honored and commended. As I mentioned in my earlier communique, I have been instructed by the wife of the late Vice Secretary of the Treasury of Tobago to find just such a virile young man to handle a transaction, one requiring the utmost of haste. I continue to eagerly await your response.

    Tuesday, June 24, 2008 at 9:32 am | Permalink
  2. Amy wrote:

    Falkner doesn’t think *your* pants are all that great, either.

    Thursday, June 26, 2008 at 1:15 pm | Permalink
  3. Jamie wrote:

    McSchooler is the best last name ever.

    Friday, June 27, 2008 at 11:43 am | Permalink
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    Monday, July 14, 2008 at 1:32 pm | Permalink

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