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SMURF MOVIE

In case you haven’t heard: They’re making a semi-CGI movie about the Smurfs. [link expired]

I’m going to go ahead and take a slightly controversial position on this: I think it is a fantastic idea.

When I was a little fellow, I was a Smurf fan. They were part of my regular Saturday Morning Cartoon Marathon, and I owned several figurines. I even vaguely remember “playing smurfs” at some point, which was probably similar to playing “Batman and Superman” but with less fighting and ill-advised jumping off of garage roofs.

As I grew older, I eventually realized how insanely bizarre the Smurf concept was — a tribe of tiny blue people who live in mushrooms in the forest, each one with a specific talent-based identity, and only one of them is old, and only one is a girl, and later on there was a baby, and there’s an old wizard who wants to eat them(?), or at least kill them. That’s not a cartoon premise, it’s a fever dream.

And I think it will make a wonderfully bizarre CGI/live-action movie. What’s the point of CGI if we can’t translate our fever dreams to film? We can, AND WE MUST!

Bring on the Smurfs, I say!

(Also: Happy 50th birthday, Smurfs.)

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3 Comments

  1. Jonathan wrote:

    As I recall, you also took a slightly controversial position on “Cabin Boy.”

    Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 11:41 am | Permalink
  2. History will vindicate me, re: Cabin Boy. I’m slightly less confident about the Smurf movie. But still confident.

    Wednesday, June 11, 2008 at 12:06 pm | Permalink
  3. mixkoop wrote:

    I will wait the progress of Smurf movie. It sounds good that it will be made as semi CGI movie, because there are some charachters are human and animal.

    Thursday, June 12, 2008 at 6:41 am | Permalink

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